A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Homo say what?

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Vote this up

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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