Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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