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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

identical jokes get different votes.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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