Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Asians.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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