- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Women's rights.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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