- Anti Joke

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What is black and has no education A tire.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

so how about that irline food

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