how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

I work at jcpenny

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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