- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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