What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Neil Lewis

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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