what came first the chicken or the chips

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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