A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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matt is fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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I love you

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Anti Joke

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