- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Two planes walk into an office building

Stop Iran! We need the money.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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