where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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pee

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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