- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Wright flyer

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

mental kid

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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