what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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PEANIS!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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hi joshua

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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