- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the dog die? He was old

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

what's white and sticky semen

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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