- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

whats the capital of congo famine

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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