- Anti Joke

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Steven hawkings shook my hand

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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