- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Feminism

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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