- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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