- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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