How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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what is orange? an orange

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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