- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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