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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

an dislexik nam rwote hits

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.