What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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