what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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