what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Justin Bieber.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Soccer...

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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