What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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