what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Justin Bieber.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Soccer...

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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