I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

what's worst than being gay? being black

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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