What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Church.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Terry has ebola

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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