- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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