- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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