- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Maths.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

what is the color of a burp burple

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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