How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Youre mom is so dead...

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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GONNA

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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