- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

A woman wears a dress.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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