A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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