Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Racial equality.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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George Bush.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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