A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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This is not a joke

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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SBB

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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