What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Stop procrastinating.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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womens rights.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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