What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Derp

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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