- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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