- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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