Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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what's the difference between a duck?

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