- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

A paralysed man falls over.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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