Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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womens rights

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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You having friends.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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