- Anti Joke

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.