Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Feminism

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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