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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What does greg and Ian have in common?

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

A muslim paints Mohammed

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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