- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Kefka > Sephiroth

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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