- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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