why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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shut up kobe!

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Pull my finger ouch..

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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