- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

The Morman Religion.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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