roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Logan's gay

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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