what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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