Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Dont read this joke

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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