- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

You having friends.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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womens rights

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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