- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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