Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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