What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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