- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Arrow in the Knee!

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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