ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

There once was this guy and he fell down

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Caramel Boing.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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