- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

I need to start studying.

Trump will make America great again.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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