why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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