What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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