Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Lewis

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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