- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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