What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Where's my tractor?

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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ur an fagit

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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