Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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A sober Irish individual.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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A storm be brewin!

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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