- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

womens rights

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

You having friends.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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