- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man walked into a wall

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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