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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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