- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

My Butthole.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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