What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Your mums a potato

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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