- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

There once was this guy and he fell down

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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